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You Are Cordially Invited to the Most Skanktastic Wedding Ever!
Here's Catrina from England. Like every bride-to-be, she's been planning her dream wedding, you know, getting her dress, flowers, location, etc. to create a beautiful, classy wedding everyone will remember, right?
No.
This wedding rendered me speechless, and I had to watch it two more times to make sure it was real. I'm still having a hard time figuring out what's worse:
1. her orange tan
2. the most impractical dress ever
3. the 4 year old coke whores in the limo
4. her immasculated fiance's pink bow tie
5. or the fact they held this fiasco in A CHURCH. Can you imagine this conversation with the wedding planner? "OK you got your dresses for the 4year old limo strippers and your groomsmen dressed like Perez Hilton, so where do you want this swanky shindig to take place?" "My church."
Just as the priest is thinking, I can only hope the Apocalypse comes before these two fucktards procreate. Enjoy bitches!
posted by JennJenn @ 12:11 PM
3 Comments:
Wow. Stupid people are the best self confidence boosters.
ha..ha..that was hilarious! Good luck with your surgery! Can't wait to see YOUR before and after pics!
Thanks y'all. Wasn't that the funniest thing when she was stuffed in the limo and her horrible little feet were flopping everywhere? That makes me giggle everytime I think of it.
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