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MTV recently aired "Return to Fat Camp" which is the most goodest documentary ever. It follows several kids on their quest for weigt loss at a fat camp somewhere. It's a smorgasboard of low self-esteem, tears, salads, and fat kids trying to get out of exercising. I love to watch and laugh at their tears while eating Doritos and Snickers. If you didn't catch it, Rich from FourFour has an amazing recap here:
Return of the Fatties
My favorite fattie is Diane. She is my angel, and she reminds me of my childhood best friend Joy Mente both physically and personality-wise. They are both lovely combinations of insecurity, whining, lethargy, apathy, and social awkwardness. I clearly have a problem picking friends. Here is Diane's picture. Her body language says it all.
I found some highlights of the goddess Diane from the first "Fat Camp" documentary on youtube. This sums up enigma that is Diane:
So what did I learn from this documentary? Well, fat camps don't work, don't ask anyone to help you out of a lawn chair, crazy people like "Sweet Home Alabama", and even fat people hate fat people. Yay.
posted by JennJenn @ 9:20 PM
1 Comments:
LMAO....poor Diane :( I bet she could make a CD singin' "Sweet Home Alabama"! GO DIANE!
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