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Saturday, December 15, 2007

Best Documentary Ever!

MTV recently aired "Return to Fat Camp" which is the most goodest documentary ever. It follows several kids on their quest for weigt loss at a fat camp somewhere. It's a smorgasboard of low self-esteem, tears, salads, and fat kids trying to get out of exercising. I love to watch and laugh at their tears while eating Doritos and Snickers. If you didn't catch it, Rich from FourFour has an amazing recap here:

Return of the Fatties

My favorite fattie is Diane. She is my angel, and she reminds me of my childhood best friend Joy Mente both physically and personality-wise. They are both lovely combinations of insecurity, whining, lethargy, apathy, and social awkwardness. I clearly have a problem picking friends. Here is Diane's picture. Her body language says it all.

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I found some highlights of the goddess Diane from the first "Fat Camp" documentary on youtube. This sums up enigma that is Diane:

So what did I learn from this documentary? Well, fat camps don't work, don't ask anyone to help you out of a lawn chair, crazy people like "Sweet Home Alabama", and even fat people hate fat people. Yay.


At December 16, 2007 at 8:12 PM , Blogger The Browns said...

LMAO....poor Diane :( I bet she could make a CD singin' "Sweet Home Alabama"! GO DIANE!


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