The Week In Fug

I was going to do an Emmy Awards post, but I just remembered I didn't watch it because I really don't give a shit. But I do love checking out the dresses and makeup and stuff. I found so many pics of ugly people at other events this week that I just couldn't ignore, and oh my God do these people actually think they look good? Really? I think everyone was styled by Rachel Zoe - the anorexic, wrinkly skank who brought back the hideous ankle boots.







You have to have Down Syndrome to like these shoes. All these bitches need is the Pete Rose hair cut and a bag of paint chips for lunch.



I don't think I have ever seen such an orgy of fug.

Well, I'll start with the Emmy Awards. That stupid queen Ryan Seacrest hosted, and of course he looked like a complete tool. "Seacrest, Kill Yourself!"



Oh look y'all! It's Leelee Sobieski wearing her cloak of hideousness!



The fugness isn't just limited to women. I have no idea who he is, but he looks retarded. Was this guy in Weezer or maybe an MSNBC news guy? Who cares?



I'll give Kimora credit for not wearing leopard print for once, but her dress looks like a prom dress from the nineties. Not cute.



Here's Sandra Oh in the most boring ensemble of the night. You could throw this dress in front of a 4 year old with ADHD, and it would lull them into a catatonic episode. No jewelry, no detail on the dress. The least she could do is use the boobs as accessories with a push up bra. But no. She went with this.



And Kristen Bell gets second place for the boring award. Why would you wear a beach towel to the Emmy Awards?



Ugh. Cate Blanchett looks great from the neck up, but these colors together are just awful. I can honestly say that I've never seen these colors together, and I can honestly say I never want to see them again.



If you concentrate and stare for a few minutes, you can see CoCo Chanel rolling in her grave!



Oh and look! It's Sharon Stone with her exploding uterus...



...that sprayed all over Avril's stupid beehive. You're not Amy Winehouse. Put the teasing comb and hairspray down and walk away.



It gets worse. Check out Justine Bateman. Um, I don't know what to say except she probably made this herself and considers it a work of art, but in reality she looks like Bjork if she was raised in Iowa by a group of quilters.



But it could be worse. She could look like Jamie Lynn Sigler.



Or even worse, Debra Messing.