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Saturday, August 25, 2007

Like, Thinking Is Hard and Stuff

Well, apparently the Miss Teen USA Pageant was last night. Here is Miss South Carolina trying to explain why 20% of Americans can't find the United States on a map. Of course, I was fully expecting her to make an intelligent social commentary on the failing educational system and breakdown of the family in our country, but I was completely surprised to hear her response.



Seriously, what the fuck? I've watched this about 5 times, and I still don't know what's going on. Some people don't have maps? Really? That's the best you could do?

Someone needs to tie her to a tree, give a group of 4-year olds baseball bats, and tell them her head is filled with candy...and you know it is.

3 Comments:

At August 25, 2007 at 9:55 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow. Slater should have beat her ass.

 
At August 26, 2007 at 10:08 AM , Blogger JennJenn said...

I have a feeling A.C Slater's answer would not have been any better. I miss his curly mullet and pleated acid-washed jeans.

 
At August 26, 2007 at 10:08 PM , Blogger Bonnie said...

WTF...she must be sniffing to much hair spray.

 

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