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Britney Lost The Babies Y'all!
Are we surprised? Really?
In another sign that the Apocolypse is near, K-Fed won custody of the kids today after a judge found that he was more responsible parent (I can't believe I just typed that. Has hell frozen over? Jesus.) The speculation is that the judge was bothered by the drug and alcohol use of course, but he was also concerned about her hit and run charge and the driving the children without a license charge that came down last week. These kids don't have a chance - remember this gem documented forever and ever on the internet?
Pesonally, I think the court should just give custody of Jayden and Sean Preston to the Kid Nation cast.
See! Anjay can teach them how to use less electricity, how to make their own food when they get tired of Cheetos (if this is possible - who gets tired of Cheetos?), and Sophia can teach them the three dance moves that will get them through life (which we now know Britney never learned):
At least they'd learn something useful like survival skills they can use when they visit mommy or how not to wear manpris and flip flops with socks
or that razors are bad when you're hopped up on coke & wine coolers.
Hopefully, these two will get it together before they damage these kids for life. Check out TMZ for the latest news.
posted by JennJenn @ 5:36 PM
2 Comments:
God to Britney-
"It's god, bitch"
hahaha
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