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Sunday, March 2, 2008

Winston Makes Me Happy

I've had a bad day. I have PMS, my ankle hurts, and my hair is greasy. I miss my puppies who I had to put in a kennel because I moved this weekend. I can't put together my TV stand and hook up my new TV because I'm an impatient retard, and I hate screwdrivers and tiny little screws and bolts and shit. I want to drop-kick this TV stand off my balcony then smash it into little pieces and throw them in the river. I hate my life.

So to keep myself from snapping and going on a "Falling Down"-type rampage, I will watch Winston my favorite LOL cat. I love his Down Syndrome face and his stupidity. He reminds me of my Twinkie Bear who is equally retarded.

Twinkers!
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Please join me.

Awww...no, Winston, you cannot haz string! HAHAHAHA


LOL. He just kicked that feather thing's ass.


Mashed potatoes are delicious.


I'm going to get drunk now.

1 Comments:

At March 3, 2008 at 5:18 PM , Blogger Branches said...

I LOVE WINSTON! I wonder if they will ever breed him b/c I want a Winston kitten! Did you see the Christmas video they did? I want to see pics of your new pad too!

 

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