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Monday, February 25, 2008

Rent-A-WHAT THE FUCK?

Is this for real?

Rent-A-Dildo

I'm still not sure. The picture on the welcome page is obviously photoshopped:

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I'm almost 100% sure this nice young couple was holding a remote control for a Best Buy or a Wal-Mart ad not a giant dildo for a company THAT RENTS SEX TOYS!!!! I have some questions not addressed in the FAQ section. Is the health department aware of your business venture? Are you embarrassed to tell your familly about your career choice? Would you please explain in detail your sterilization process? What extras do you get with the "Golden Dildo" plan? Exactly what happened that made you discontinue your anal sex toy plan? And finally, how do you sleep at night?

What the fuck is wrong with people?

posted by JennJenn @ 7:09 PM

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