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This is getting out of hand.
If you know me, you know I'm attracted to shiny things like a fucking retard. So I was so happy when I finally got to take out the ugly stud and put my cute little diamond in! I love it.
And I decided that my face/head area didn't sparkle enough, so I got an extension in my hair with crystals on it. What the fuck is wrong with me?
It's like getting tatts. Addicting. Only tatoos are cool, but I've made a conscious decision to turn myself a disco ball. Ooooh, I want Madonna eyelashes with Swarovski crystals next.
Possibly a diamond grill?
Someone should put rhinestones between their fingers and make a fist and punch me straight in the forehead in order to permanently embed said rhinestones in the middle of my face to teach me a lesson. I am a shallow idiot. Why am I here?
posted by JennJenn @ 12:43 PM
1 Comments:
ah ha ha!!! You are hilarious! Your face looks so skinny! How much weight have you lost? I love the sparkles :P
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