I Just Remember Making Volcanoes

Remember the science fair? Yeah, well, me either, but i would if the science fairs we had ruled as much as these.


Looking at this picture, I assume Chunk did an experiment in which he grew plants using both soda and water. And I assume the retarded one on the left is the one grown with the Mountain Dew. Our chubby little man's experiment was completely unnecessary. This kid hasn't touched a water bottle ever because his mother grew him on soda for godssake. He should have just taken off his clothes and sat on the table in front of his posterboard to prove his hypothesis. Like people, plants raised on soda grow up to be total messes.


Future.Serial.Killer.


I'd give this creep first prize out of fear alone.


Is bigger always better? Hmmmmm. I wonder which one came up with this topic. Hmmmmm. And to answer the question, YES! Because I'm a size queen.


I am surprised these two would even know what global warming is. I wouldn't trust these assholes with safety scissors.


Future dominatrix or just a perv? We'll see.


I like this kid. I wonder what he's dropping. And is that fried chicken on that plate?


You know their parents gave them this idea. You can always tell meth-addicted trailer trash by their hair. ALWAYS.


10 bucks and a blowjob says she's Mormon. Oh, and by the way, there is no God.


Oooooh, this is my favorite. The little redneck on the left is the cutest thing ever. He looks like my friend Scott if Scott had a beer belly at 8 years old and a wicked awesome trucker hat:


Scott's awesome.


I think the one on the right had lucked out and got the control drink. Bobby Hill on the left got the Chlorox Cocktail.


I saved the best for last. I love the sweater. You can tell his grandmother made it with her sweet little old lady hands for her little pumpkin because he likes "the motorbikes". And his project is "The Code of the Meniscus". Wikipedia says a meniscus is a curve in the surface of a liquid and is produced in response to the surface of the container or another object. It can be either concave or convex.



I didn't realize there was a code to a meniscus. Is it that complicated? This kid is asking for an assbeating. Can you imagine what his life at school must be like? Just relentless bullying until he shoots up his chemistry class.

There's even more pictures of the most amazing science fair pictures ever here.