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Saturday, February 9, 2008

My New Obsession: Hot Chicks With Douchebags

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Okay, I think I'm over my guido obsession. As punchable and stupid as they are, I've read every page of guidofistpump.com and seen every episode of Growing Up Gotti, and the novelty has worn off. Now it's on to something even more stupid: hotchickswithdouchebags.com!

The picture above was on dlisted a few days ago as a caption contest and of course I had to find out where this pic came from because I have low self-esteem and making fun of retards and douchebags makes me feel better about myself. But then again, they deserve all the shit they get because they subject the public to this:

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I have so many questions for these douchebags! What makes you think you look good? Do you wear makeup and/or bronzer, or is your appearance the result of some freak tanning bed accident? How do you get these hot chicks? Who did your hair like that and why? Why do you insist on wearing such tight shirts? Has your family ever spoken to you about your lack of tasteful clothing and your excessive hair gel usage? Don't you think the faux-hawk is a bit overrated? Don't the clubs you go to have a no shirt, no shoes policy? And finally, can I punch you in the face?

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So hot!

Not really. Ugh.

2 Comments:

At February 10, 2008 at 3:43 PM , Blogger The Branches said...

That guy looks like wax doll Ken! hilarious!

 
At February 12, 2008 at 5:56 PM , Blogger JennJenn said...

I would love to know how he did that to himself.

 

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