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Tuesday, February 19, 2008

This is getting out of hand.

If you know me, you know I'm attracted to shiny things like a fucking retard. So I was so happy when I finally got to take out the ugly stud and put my cute little diamond in! I love it.

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And I decided that my face/head area didn't sparkle enough, so I got an extension in my hair with crystals on it. What the fuck is wrong with me?

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It's like getting tatts. Addicting. Only tatoos are cool, but I've made a conscious decision to turn myself a disco ball. Ooooh, I want Madonna eyelashes with Swarovski crystals next.

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Possibly a diamond grill?

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Someone should put rhinestones between their fingers and make a fist and punch me straight in the forehead in order to permanently embed said rhinestones in the middle of my face to teach me a lesson. I am a shallow idiot. Why am I here?

posted by JennJenn @ 12:43 PM

1 Comments:

At February 21, 2008 at 5:19 PM , Blogger beckylbranch said...

ah ha ha!!! You are hilarious! Your face looks so skinny! How much weight have you lost? I love the sparkles :P

 

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