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Sunday, March 2, 2008

Dumb Whores With Books

I hate pretentious people. Especially pretentious liars. It just enrages me when I see Paris Hilton carrying around "The Power of Now"

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and a religious book and the fucking Bible:

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Why do these assholes think we don't know what they're doing? Reading spirituality books? You have no soul. Why waste your time? And carrying a book in your hands in front of photographers does not equal intelligence.

Oh you're reading The Alchemist, Paris?

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That pretty awesome book about following your dreams? Did it inspire you to follow your dreams of being photographed with your camel toe showing

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and your saggy ass hanging out of your ugly dress

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Good job idiot.

And why the fuck is Britney Spears reading the Chronicles of Narnia...in her car?

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There is no God.

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