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Sunday, March 2, 2008

I Coulda Been a Model Fuckers

Here's proof myheritage.com is complete bullshit.

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I look like a goddamn Asian in this picture. Like a fat Asian baby

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or Bob Kelly with great hair and Aryan features.

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I think I want to adopt an Asian baby. They are ridiculously cute.

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The fatter the better. I would dress them in differet costumes everyday. Like a pumpkin, bumble bee, a corn on the cob

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or a cheeseburger:

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Look he's in a box and being FedEx'd to me.

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Holy fuck there is an Asian baby blog.

Best blog ever. I hope it's not some weird pedophile site.

5 Comments:

At March 3, 2008 at 4:14 AM , Anonymous Eddie/Gonzo said...

That heritage thing is retarded, apprently I look like alyssa milano, vin diesel, robert de niro and chevy chase.

 
At March 3, 2008 at 5:47 AM , Blogger JennJenn said...

Wow, you look nothing like those people. Except Alyssa Milano. Dead ringer.

 
At March 3, 2008 at 5:15 PM , Blogger Branches said...

ha..ha..you are so hilarious!

 
At March 6, 2008 at 2:12 PM , Blogger The Browns said...

LMAO.....Dakota Fanning! You widdle squirt!

 
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