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Here's proof myheritage.com is complete bullshit.
I look like a goddamn Asian in this picture. Like a fat Asian baby
or Bob Kelly with great hair and Aryan features.
I think I want to adopt an Asian baby. They are ridiculously cute.
The fatter the better. I would dress them in differet costumes everyday. Like a pumpkin, bumble bee, a corn on the cob
or a cheeseburger:
Look he's in a box and being FedEx'd to me.
Holy fuck there is an Asian baby blog.
Best blog ever. I hope it's not some weird pedophile site.
posted by JennJenn @ 11:35 PM
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That heritage thing is retarded, apprently I look like alyssa milano, vin diesel, robert de niro and chevy chase.
Wow, you look nothing like those people. Except Alyssa Milano. Dead ringer.
ha..ha..you are so hilarious!
LMAO.....Dakota Fanning! You widdle squirt!
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