Kenton Stufflebeam

Kenton Stufflebeam is an asshole. He's 11, but he's a fucking nudge know-it-all douche. I hate him.
It seems the Stufflebeams took a vacation to Smithsonian Institution's National Museum of Natural History, and li'l Kenton noticed that the musuem mistakenly identified the Precambrian period as an era. He and his dad filled out a comment card at the information desk to notify them of this grave error that needs the museum's full and immediate attention. I would love to be alone in a room with these two for 5-10 minutes. I think that would be enough time to strangle them with my bare hands and get a few kidney punches in. I want to make them cry.
Kenton Stufflebeam is one of those smug motherfuckers always going around correcting your pronunciation and grammar or asking you if you know stupid facts no one really gives a shit about but make him feel like he's the smartest boy alive because he knows them, and YOU DON'T! This kid is going to grow up to be just like my co-woker Gary and live in a world of boredom, suck, and abstinence.
I imagine Kenton Stufflebeam is the inspiration for Kyle Schwartz,
11 Comments:
Reminds me of my in-laws, right down to the allergies. I just want to scream "You win - you produced the only two perfect humans on the planet. Now go eat a piece of cheese and die!"
One day I will have my vengeance...
hahaha...i love u mo :)
Hi pen drive. I'm glad you find my post likeable. I have never used that word to describe something, but I will now. It makes me happy.
Hey you fucking bitch. This kid is my cousin and let me tell you one thing. He is not anything you described in your post. He is a kind kid that loves to play sports. He had been recently studying the precambrian in school and listened but he is no smart ass. Get your priorities straight before posting bullshit. idiot.
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ummm my brother is not some fucking nerd. He has a beautiful girlfriend so you can shut the fuck up. You guys discussed me talking about him like that.
Love Kentons sis
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you're a horrible person and kenton stufflebeam is killing life as he now as a full time job with Ohio State recruiting department by age 18. What were you were doing when you were at age 18? Probably sucking balls in High School or getting super excited about prom
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