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Monday, April 14, 2008

Someone Has Terrible Judge of Character

This is quite possibly my most favoritest picture ever.

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I would love to meet the mother of this baby. What is so goddamn important and urgent that you have run down your whole list of possible babysitters, and the best you can find is Amy Winehouse? There must have been no other person on the planet available to watch your kid. Y'all, Amy Winehouse is a crackhead drunk WITH IMPETIGO ON HER FACE. Impetigo is a contagious bacterial infection, and this baby is mere inches from her face. This picture scares me more than ghosts,

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zombie children,

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Christina Aguilera's make-up,

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Regan from The Exorcist,

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primordial dwarfism,

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Britney's weave,

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Shaq's shoe (and potentially large penis, damn),

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and Indian midgets.

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However, the more I look at this little guy, the more I fall in love with him. I want to dress him in a tuxedo, put some pomade in his hair with a deep side part, and make him tap dance on my coffee table for my amusement. That's fucking precious.

Anyway, my point is that I thought it was a given that you don't leave your kid with someone who is in the middle of doing a shot and someone who has an infectious skin disease. But some people need everything explained to them I guess.

2 Comments:

At July 3, 2009 at 5:14 AM , Anonymous Rachel said...

your an asshole. Dwarfs are not like little dogs. They are real people who dont want to tap dance for your amusement.

 
At July 3, 2009 at 5:17 AM , Anonymous Rachel said...

But that man is really cute

 

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