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Wednesday, September 26, 2007

I Blame Marc Anthony

J.Lo, what happened? You were my style icon, and you go out in public like this? Why, why, why? Is it Marc? Maybe you're pregnant and the thinking's a little clouded? Or you have Beyonce's mom as your new stylist?

This is a sin against the fashion gods. What? The? Fuck? Please tell me you owed Tina Knoweles a favor & had to wear this travisty.

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I'm actually hoping she's having a pregnancy brain fart. I think I'm actually starting to believe the rumors that J.Lo's pregnant. Check out the loose dresses. This yellow one is really pretty, but it's so big on her. She's gotta be hiding a little secret.

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But there is no excuse for this crap. It looks like she raided my closet and got one of my fanciest Lane Bryant ensembles.

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I predict a J.Lo baby soon. Hopefully, it will take after her.

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Please, God, let it take after her.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

My New Hero

If you didn't get a chance to see Columbia University's President Lee Bollinger's introductory speech for Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, please click this link & watch (it's 15 minutes, but it's worth it).

A Giant Fuck You To Ahmadinejad

I really admire Mr. Bollinger for calling this douche out on Iran's injustices. At first, people were so angry for Mr. Bollinger to invite Ahmadinejad to have a forum for his do spew his lies and propaganda. As a strong believer in free speech, I completely agree with Mr. Bollinger. It's what this country fights for no matter how stupid or wrong society claims an opinion is. We the people can decide for ourselves whether we buy into whatever's being said, which is not allowed in Iran. Ahmadinejad is one of those people who is completely phony and tells people only what they want to hear.

I believe that Lee Bollinger's speech is one of the most honest speeches I've heard in a long time. Good for him to attack this monster who executes children and gay people, who claims to want democracy, who wants to wipe Israel off the map, and who denies the Holocaust to his face. And that takes guts. Bollinger's intro set the appropriate tone for this liar, and Ahmadinejad's statements proved him right ("We do not have homosxuals in Iran" - WTF??). I only wish our politicians had the balls to say what Bollinger said.

And is it me or does Mahmoud look like an Iranian George Bush (minus the Down Syndrome chacteristics) and the monster from the movie "Troll" (without the charm)?

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Weird.

Saturday, September 22, 2007

Role Models

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

The Week In Fug

I was going to do an Emmy Awards post, but I just remembered I didn't watch it because I really don't give a shit. But I do love checking out the dresses and makeup and stuff. I found so many pics of ugly people at other events this week that I just couldn't ignore, and oh my God do these people actually think they look good? Really? I think everyone was styled by Rachel Zoe - the anorexic, wrinkly skank who brought back the hideous ankle boots.

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You have to have Down Syndrome to like these shoes. All these bitches need is the Pete Rose hair cut and a bag of paint chips for lunch.

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I don't think I have ever seen such an orgy of fug.

Well, I'll start with the Emmy Awards. That stupid queen Ryan Seacrest hosted, and of course he looked like a complete tool. "Seacrest, Kill Yourself!"

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Oh look y'all! It's Leelee Sobieski wearing her cloak of hideousness!

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The fugness isn't just limited to women. I have no idea who he is, but he looks retarded. Was this guy in Weezer or maybe an MSNBC news guy? Who cares?

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I'll give Kimora credit for not wearing leopard print for once, but her dress looks like a prom dress from the nineties. Not cute.

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Here's Sandra Oh in the most boring ensemble of the night. You could throw this dress in front of a 4 year old with ADHD, and it would lull them into a catatonic episode. No jewelry, no detail on the dress. The least she could do is use the boobs as accessories with a push up bra. But no. She went with this.

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And Kristen Bell gets second place for the boring award. Why would you wear a beach towel to the Emmy Awards?

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Ugh. Cate Blanchett looks great from the neck up, but these colors together are just awful. I can honestly say that I've never seen these colors together, and I can honestly say I never want to see them again.

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If you concentrate and stare for a few minutes, you can see CoCo Chanel rolling in her grave!

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Oh and look! It's Sharon Stone with her exploding uterus...

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...that sprayed all over Avril's stupid beehive. You're not Amy Winehouse. Put the teasing comb and hairspray down and walk away.

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It gets worse. Check out Justine Bateman. Um, I don't know what to say except she probably made this herself and considers it a work of art, but in reality she looks like Bjork if she was raised in Iowa by a group of quilters.

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But it could be worse. She could look like Jamie Lynn Sigler.

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Or even worse, Debra Messing.

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Tuesday, September 18, 2007

On A Serious Note

I've been in such a weird mood lately - just plain sad. I went through my computer today to clean up my picture albums and found some of my dad and the rest of my family. Life is too fucking short. It makes me feel hopeless sometimes. It just so happens I found these lyrics today by Ani Di Franco about September 11th, and I got chills. It's called "Self Evident" and it's kind of long, but a really good read and put things in perspective for me. I don't know if that makes any sense to anyone but me, but I'm really glad I found this today.

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Self Evident

Monday, September 17, 2007

I Like "After The Rain" Myself

Friday, September 14, 2007

I Have To See This One

I just saw an article about Ryan Gosling's new movie on jezebel.com, and it sounds awesome. Don't you just love movies about bat-shit insane people? I do, I do! Click on the link to read about this masterpiece.

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The Notebook...Part 2?

UPDATE: Holy shit I just found the trailer! This is gonna be hilarious. Everytime I think of that stupid doll falling over on the bed I start to giggle. The release date is October 12, and I predict this is gonna be movie of the year.



UPDATE #2: Ryan Gosling is a method actor, so do you think he banged the doll? I would say yes.

Winnieeeeeeee!



Rich from FourFour's kitty Winston is too cute. Is it weird that I get this excited when he posts pictures or a video?

Thursday, September 13, 2007

My New Hero

Screw Sarah Silverman. I now have the utmost respect for Angelina Jolie. Yeah, yeah, she adopts orphans and helps refugees and crap, but this is so awesome:

My Bitch Brad

Monday, September 10, 2007

The Clusterfuck That Was The VMAs

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So, where to begin?

Well, the VMAs have officially jumped the shark. By now y'all know Britney opened the show. Ruben from That Other Blog pretty much summed up my feelings:

Britney's Failed Comeback

Watch the Britney fiasco and judge for yourself. I seriously got douche chills and had to turn away from the TV.



And what Britney post can be complete with out a coochie shot?

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Ewww. Now I'm starting to feel sorry for her.

I hated the whole show except for Sara Silverman's bit. She's my new hero.

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Sarah Silverman's Monologue

The whole show was so confusing with all the performances in different suites. It just didn't flow and was boring and filled with the most obnoxious people on the planet. We get it Kanye. You're too cool for the room with your dumb sunglasses.

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Jackass. You look like Max Headroom from the 80s Coke commercials with extra melanin.

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And does anyone buy this rivalry with 50 Cent? Yeah, me either. It's hard to take a man who stands on his tippie toes seriously.

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And speaking of looking stupid, good God there was some ugly ensembles on these people. First off, who the fuck is Li'l Mama? You know, it doesn't matter - look what this bitch wore in public:

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What's sad is she probably thought it looked good. But have oversized satin baby outfits really been in style? Have they?

And that rotten old queen John Norris finally fell out of the closet with his goddamn guyliner and frosted hair.

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And who is this kid? His face is so smackable, and he looks like Shooter McGavin's kid.

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So as far as red carpet fashion, it was mediocre. I didn't care for Beyonce's dress.

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But at least she didn't wear this:

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I guess there were a few highlights. I liked Chris Brown's, Rhianna's, Justin Timberlake's & Timbaland's performances.





And a few people classed it up -

Mrs. Affleck looked great although she was completely out of her element. Soccer moms shouldn't go to the VMAs.

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And damn, Dr. Dre and 50 Cent looked fine as hell. Robyn & I added them to our fuckable black dude list.

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However, this was my favorite part. They should've just showed this and rolled credits.



What do you think of the show?

Sunday, September 9, 2007

Britney!

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Britney will be opening the VMAs in 10 minutes. Get your Cheetos & Red Bull ready!

Bitches Brew

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My nail polish this week is Bitches Brew by Deborah Lippmann. It's the perfect color for fall - kind of a deep wine color. You can purchase it here:

Lippmann Collection

Saturday, September 8, 2007

Marc Jacob's Daisy Fragrance

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This is the next purchase for sure.

Enter the world of Daisy: fresh and feminine, with a playful innocence. At the heart of Daisy is a floral with vintage edge: violet. Sophisticated, with a touch of whimsy, violet captures the eclectic, vintage flavor of Marc Jacobs' feminine, edgy designs. Always elegant, always enchanting - but not too serious - Daisy is a sparkling floral bouquet, spirited and fresh, wrapped in comfort and warmth.

Notes: Strawberry, Violet Leaves, Ruby Red Grapefruit, Gardenia, Violet Petals, Jasmine Petals, Musk, Vanilla, White Woods.

Style: Bright. Alluring. Eternal.

Sounds beautiful. And I love the bottle.

Drunken Bitches

Yay! Beer! Robyn & Marie love the sauce.

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After a few, Twinkie likes to pop & lock to Britney Spears:

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Steve Jobs Can Go Jump in a Puddle of AIDS

In celebration of me getting screwed over by purchasing the iPhone early and paying $200 extra, here is a charming video about the iPhone starring Li'l Jimmy Norton. He's a huge fan of the iPhone too!

Friday, September 7, 2007

I'm Not Dead

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Hey y'all. Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I'll be putting some new stuff up this weekend.

JenJen